Metamucil or Citracel?

No, I'm not posting about my bowels. Not yet.

I had my eyes examined a few days ago for the first time in nearly 15 years. My progressive bifocals will be ready in a week or so. Me. Ms. 20/20 for years. "Oh, shut up" you say. The receipt they gave me says "myopia" and "presbyopia". Myopia I understand. I was wondering what I had signed up for, like, why bring religion into it? I just want to see better. So I looked it up.

Wikipedia:
Presbyopia (Greek word "presbys" (--??--ß??), meaning "old person") is the eye's diminished ability to focus that occurs with aging.

MEANING OLD PERSON.

I was just born a little while ago, and now I'm old. Do I have to trade my jeans in for polyester? Hiking boots for Keds? Do you think my hair would look better with a blue tint?

Yeah, it's a matter of time before I'm blogging about my bowels.